We were hiking through the aspens stalking a deer and I had the BIGGEST gut bomb coming on. I told him to go ahead and walk ahead of me I wanted to enjoy the views. He was about 30 yards in front of me when I felt it was safe to "let one go".
It was loud.
Louder than I thought it would be.
After I felt the immediate relief he turned around and put his finger to his lips and said "shhhh your going to scare the deer."
I wanted to die. I just knew the relationship was over.
To this day I still blush because of the horrendous noise and he still loves me despite it.
Oh and his hunting buddies, they all thought it was funny too.
The blue dart jokes were endless.......